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The Hole in the Fourth Wall
Progress Report of a Reintroduction to Society
Created on 2006-02-20 07:53:56 (#9560933), last updated 2006-05-22
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Basic Info| Name: | narty_aka_cheez |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-21 |
| Location: | Owensboro, Kentucky, United States |
BioCongraturation (This story is happy end!) Thank you for peeping like a Tom into The Hole in the Fourth Wall. I am known as Narton, but I'm also known as The Cheez.
So you may be asking yourself "Self, why am I speaking to a part of me? And explain to you and me why this page or pages exists on the world wide web, long after the Internet boom?"
I'm guessing you have issues. And the answer is thricefold. I am a late bloomer, and my very few friends coincidentally all have LiveJournal accounts.
For the third reason, we must look at the immortal words of Jean-Claude Van Damme-you-all-to-hell (or JVD) from Street Fighter the Movie: "Ah know that you liek to reit AHBaht CHORseff on teh EENtahnut, yew sick SONFABEESH." (Or, "I know that you like to read about yourself on the internet, you sick son of a beesh."
On February 18, 2006, I met some savvy cats at an Ohio Valley Wrestling house show in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. I could tell they were savvy because they wore clothing proclaiming their prejudice to drugs and alcohol, and weren't carrying a large rebel flag.
Being conceited, I searched for myself at the show, and low and behold, I finally found it: a community to share my thoughts and whatnot of Ohio Valley Wrestling, one of my favorite hobbies. Even though I live hours away from shows, when I do go it feels like a second home. Though I was looking for pictures of Amish Roadkill wearing my Cheesehead, I found something just as good.
And so now here I am. I've leaped onto these new territories like a kid chasing a school bus after 3 blocks. But as a person who lives with his mother and has no social life, it's also a time of redefining the man that I will become to be. Unless I get a sex change or something.
So enjoy yourself here as I begin this journey with the figurative camera filming my life on this interweb. I hope it'll be good for you too.
Go Packers. (G)
So you may be asking yourself "Self, why am I speaking to a part of me? And explain to you and me why this page or pages exists on the world wide web, long after the Internet boom?"
I'm guessing you have issues. And the answer is thricefold. I am a late bloomer, and my very few friends coincidentally all have LiveJournal accounts.
For the third reason, we must look at the immortal words of Jean-Claude Van Damme-you-all-to-hell (or JVD) from Street Fighter the Movie: "Ah know that you liek to reit AHBaht CHORseff on teh EENtahnut, yew sick SONFABEESH." (Or, "I know that you like to read about yourself on the internet, you sick son of a beesh."
On February 18, 2006, I met some savvy cats at an Ohio Valley Wrestling house show in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. I could tell they were savvy because they wore clothing proclaiming their prejudice to drugs and alcohol, and weren't carrying a large rebel flag.
Being conceited, I searched for myself at the show, and low and behold, I finally found it: a community to share my thoughts and whatnot of Ohio Valley Wrestling, one of my favorite hobbies. Even though I live hours away from shows, when I do go it feels like a second home. Though I was looking for pictures of Amish Roadkill wearing my Cheesehead, I found something just as good.
And so now here I am. I've leaped onto these new territories like a kid chasing a school bus after 3 blocks. But as a person who lives with his mother and has no social life, it's also a time of redefining the man that I will become to be. Unless I get a sex change or something.
So enjoy yourself here as I begin this journey with the figurative camera filming my life on this interweb. I hope it'll be good for you too.
Go Packers. (G)
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